THIS IS MAH BLAWG

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

0031_log_entry_24 IS UP

<entry_24>

0125 hours, Wednesday, February 14, 1973.

This is absurd.  0396 has informed me that Herr Gray does not care what I do at the moment, and that if I’m lucky he might only have me looked over before setting me back to work.  Apparently it was 0395 and he who decided to install the inhibitor because (and I quote):

0396: I dunno, we thought it’d be funny.

CLICK HERE TO READ ON FF.NET

OR YOU CAN READ IT HERE ON AO3 

OR HERE FOR DEVIANTART

Now I fully understand that some of you fine folks may not have stumbled across this story before and are thus intrigued but completely confused by everything that I have said up to now. Well if you want to get in on the fun, you can start reading from the beginning!  Here’s the rest of the installments in the Of Metal Men series for your perusing pleasure.

FF.net

Dell’s Letter (4,115 words total)

The Second Letter (677 words total)

E-001_log (32,149 words total)

0031_log (42,222 words and counting)

Ao3

Dell’s Letters (it’s the first two combined and it’s 4,737 words total)

E-001_log (31,379 words total)

0031_log (41,542 words and counting)

deviantART

Dell’s Letter

The Second Letter

E-001_log

0031_log

rya-sfm:

Not the thing I’m working on, just something for fun because I love making posters for the Metal Men Series.

rya-sfm:

Not the thing I’m working on, just something for fun because I love making posters for the Metal Men Series.

wow just rediscovered why I’d stayed away from my dashboard for like a month

"lol this is the internet get used to our crappy behavior"

next time I see someone in the road I should totally run them over and go “lol this is the road, what you weren’t expecting to get hit by a car, get used to it”

rawrinspace:

pybun:

unicornsandbutane:

pybun:

I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons

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Been working on Dystopia! Chapter 2.  Hopefully it will wind up sounding all right. :)

nick-porch:

Sunday Afternoon at Kallista: Happy Little Springtails.

Yesterday I spent a couple of hours in the Dandenong Ranges National Park at Kallista. I didn’t move more than 10 metres in the whole 4 hours and was within a 20 metres of a major road. I was rewarded for my stasis with about 200 reasonable invert and other little things images. These are the springtails (Collembola). I could have stayed weeks and continued to get fresh things to take pictures of.

Perhaps my favorite (and I think that of many collembolaphiles) is the lovely, distinctive, springtail genus Acanthanura (middle). This genus belongs to the neanurid subfamily Uchidanurinae which has representatives in Australia, New Zealand, New Caledonia, Micronesia and southeast Asia. Acanthanura itself is reasonably common in and under rotting wood in wet forest habitats in southeastern Australia and Tasmania.

rya-sfm:


Scout unit: You know, that sounds like some sort of daddy-issues thing.0031: Gott in Himmel, what are you blathering about now?Scout unit: Just shut up and listen.  Like… okay.  

Oh Scout.
New chapter, It has Scout being smart, need I say more?
Also got a Time Lapse for anyone wanting to watch. And also just gonna say I have something planned for the Metal Men series. :p

rya-sfm:

Scout unit: You know, that sounds like some sort of daddy-issues thing.
0031: Gott in Himmel, what are you blathering about now?
Scout unit: Just shut up and listen.  Like… okay.  

Oh Scout.

New chapter, It has Scout being smart, need I say more?

Also got a Time Lapse for anyone wanting to watch. And also just gonna say I have something planned for the Metal Men series. :p

0031_log_entry_23 IS OUT GUYS

<entry_23>

0101 hours, Wednesday, February 14, 1973.

I am confused.

Ten minutes ago, I could feel pressure on my side.  The Scout was shaking me.

Scout unit: Come on Steve, I know you ain’t… agh, hang on.  What did they do again?

I couldn’t bring myself to care much about what he did, but I was surprised to feel him fumbling with the plates near my neck.  Something jiggled, something that felt foreign, and suddenly it gave way.  It must have been the inhibitor because I was able to move again.

CLICK HERE TO READ ON FF.NET

OR YOU CAN READ IT HERE ON AO3 

OR HERE FOR DEVIANTART

Now I fully understand that some of you fine folks may not have stumbled across this story before and are thus intrigued but completely confused by everything that I have said up to now. Well if you want to get in on the fun, you can start reading from the beginning!  Here’s the rest of the installments in the Of Metal Men series for your perusing pleasure.

FF.net

Dell’s Letter (4,115 words total)

The Second Letter (677 words total)

E-001_log (32,149 words total)

0031_log (41,876 words and counting)

Ao3

Dell’s Letters (it’s the first two combined and it’s 4,737 words total)

E-001_log (31,379 words total)

0031_log (41,239 words and counting)

deviantART

Dell’s Letter

The Second Letter

E-001_log

0031_log